Silky’s Saturday Smoke Out: King James Edition

Like most sports fans my age, I was a huge fan of Michael Jordan growing up.  When MJ retired in 2003, I didn’t think there would be another player in my lifetime who could compare to his Airness…enter Lebron James.  At age 24, Lebron has captivated audiences worldwide, and dominated opposing teams since he entered the league.  [...]

Chronicles of an Idiot

Today’s Hater Hall of Shame inductee is a baritone speaking buffoon, and star of possibly the worst quadrilogy in the history of cinema. Mark Vincent aka Vin Diesel,     Born July 18, 1967 Mark Vincent was born in New York City, where his mother Delores worked as a psychiatrist and astrologer; Vincent never knew his real father, but his stepfather Irving [...]

Twitterrible

Social networking sites are all the rage these days, because it makes people feel like they are a part of something.  The funny part is that a majority of Americans are so self-absorbed, they really don’t want to be a part of anything; then sites like MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter were created, so now we can pretend to give a shit [...]

Say Cheesy

I remember being dragged to K-Mart as a child for the yearly Olan Mills family photo shoot, which was always an unforgettable and truly awful experience.  Growing up, my parents struggled financially - mainly because my two brothers & I made sure of it - yet somehow there was always enough money to get a few 5×9′s and wallets each year.  I hesitate [...]