Beaverheart

When I first saw the picture above, I wasn’t really sure what Mel Gibson was up to now - and to be honest, I didn’t really care all that much.  At first glance, Gibson seems to be in the midst of researching an upcoming role - maybe a ventriloquist (or child entertainer) who is wrongly accused of pedophilia and forced to go on the run - but [...]

Message on a Bumper

I saw two bumper stickers on an incredibly slow driving vehicle that was in front of me today.  One said, “I’ll keep my guns and money, you keep the change”; the other bumper sticker read, “The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”  So either Stalin moved into my hometown and [...]

Dumplin’ Butts

It looks like rapper Scoopy Giles is trying to bring back the booty-lovin craze that Sir Mix-a-Lot and Wreckx-n-Effect popularized back in the early 90’s.  Since everyone is so into retro these days, I think his new single is going to be a huge success.  Before you know it, club goers all across the world will be bumpin and grindin to the beat [...]

No Entiendo

There are lots of things in life that I don’t understand – math, women, the need for mayonnaise (or sour cream), and why all conservative radio hosts HAVE to be angry.  I mean, I get it, you’re conservative and want to get the point across that: all liberals are idiots, the media is controlled by liberals, anyone who [...]