Off Brand

Comedian Russell Brand has referred to himself as an “S&M Willy Wonka”, but I prefer to think of him as Dane Cook with a cockney accent that makes him sound an awful lot like Captain Jack Sparrow.  Honestly, I have no idea why this guy is becoming so popular in the U.S.; but I think at least part of Brand’s popularity can be attributed to him being somewhat of a rehab virtuoso – in his life, he claims to have suffered from: heroin addiction, bipolar disorder, alcoholism, cutting, bulimia, and sex addiction.  If you’re not familiar with the work of this British flunky, consider yourself lucky; but if you’re actually interested in finding out more about the man behind the eyeliner and skinny jeans, check out the profile video he recently posted on EHarmony:

7 Things You Don’t Know About Russell Brand…and one thing you should know - he’s not funny:

This post was written by Silky Johnson on September 17, 2009
Posted Under: Most Hated

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