Trey’s Songz Suck Dongs

Can someone please tell me what in the Yosemite Sam hell has happened to rap music?  As I’ve said before, I used to be a huge fan of rap in the early 90′s; during that time, the music not only had a nasty beat, it also contained lyrics that conveyed some type of message – they weren’t positive a majority of the time mind you, but there were messages nonetheless.  I have watched this genre steadily erode over the last decade, and to be honest, I didn’t think things could get much worse in the rap industry - human parakeets have sold millions of albums, songs have lyrics that sound like ghetto nursery rhymes, and choreographed dance routines that would make The Fly Girls proud.  But, I also would have NEVER thought I would see the day when someone wrote a rap song about emoticons and Internet shorthand – but it appears that new low has been reached with the help of Trey Songz, Gucci Mane, and Mr. Crank Dat Superman himself, Soulja Boy.  Their new collaboration is called “LOL ”, and it is probably the downfall of rap as we know it.

I stongly advise against listening to the whole song, as it may result in permanent brain damage: