Don’t Sit Down When You Pee!

Tyree once told his roommate Chad to sit down when he pees on an episode of The Mad Real World; but according to a Baptist preacher in Arizona named Steven Anderson, this type of behavior among men is one reason for the downfall of our once-great nation.  Now you might think the big guy in the sky would be ok with popping a pee squat, because it’s clearly a more comfortable and relaxing way to handle your daily business.  Wrong!  As Mr. Anderson discovered through his intense religious studies, the lord hath sayeth six times, “I will destoy him that pisseth against the wall.”  I am not sure how this passage supports the gender-centric argument he is trying to make exactly (I’m not so sure he does either), but then again, religion and logic go together like cocaine and waffles.  I know that preachers like Mr. Anderson are the exception and not the rule, but I also think that one of him is still one too many:         

Anderson and his congregation are not fans of Hollywood, The Governator, Little House on the Prairie, or the truth:

(FYI, Michael Landon died from an inoperable form of cancer known as adenocarcinoma, not AIDS)