Holiday Spirit(s)

When the holiday season rolls around each year, what guy hasn’t thought about raiding a cooler filled with cold beer, breaking down a door or two, grinching a few of your neighbor’s Christmas gifts, and wandering the streets in a drunken haze while wearing a little girl’s stolen dress?  Inhibitions, anti-depressants, a conscience, or the promise of a lengthy criminal rap sheet will make a majority of adult males shy away from such activities; but when you’re 4 years-old, the consequences of your actions are about as insignificant as casting a vote for Ralph Nader in the next Presidential election.