Emery Cat – www.emerycat.com – is the biggest breakthrough in cat care technology since the shotgun or the Litter Maid (Death and torture doesn’t always have to be so dark and evil. NO BAD CAT JOKES WERE TOLD DURING THE WRITING OF THIS POST). Any you, this thing looks like the ramp on a Hotwheels [...]
I am heading back to the home front for a bevy of unwanted and socially awkward gatherings, so the blog will be on a break until December 28th. Have a happy holiday, and I hope little baby Jesus brings you everything you asked for this year…
Many Christmases ago, a man by the name of Frank Costanza went to buy a doll for his son. When he arrived at the store, there was only one left on the shelf; and just as Frank reached for it, so did another man. A scuffle ensued, and as Mr. Constanza rained blows upon the mysterious shopper’s head, [...]
Mr(s). Garrison takes some time to wish everyone in the world a Merry F&*#ing Christmas: A few excerpts from Peter Griffin’s latest Christmas album: Carl Brutananadilewski flexes the golden pipes for his take on “I’ll Be Home For Christmas”, and his holiday routine sounds awfully familiar – besides the listenin to Styx part:
