Save Conan

A little over six months into Conan O’Brien’s tenure as the host of The Tonight Show, there are already rumors circulating that NBC big wigs have begun to search for a potential replacement.  Since Conan snagged the reins away from Jay Leno’s mammoth mandible, viewership of the late night talk show has dropped an estimated 52% – and the ratings [...]

My Jeans Are Tighter Than Yall’s

The recent increase in the number of grown men who are purchasing and wearing “skinny jeans” is one fashion trend that I just can’t wrap my pea-sized…brain around.  This look is perfectly fine if you are: (1) a woman, (2) a rock star or part of some crappy indie/emo band, (3) built like Timer the Cheese Guy, or (4) searching for [...]

Not So Smooth Criminals

I enjoy searching the web for interesting news stories that are just too funny to be true.  My personal favorites chronicle the exploits of small-time criminals who also happen to be lifetime idiots – luckily for me, there is no shortage of lunatics currently roaming the third rock from the sun.  Here are a couple of prime examples [...]

Literal Last Christmas

As far as terrible Christmas anthems go, Wham’s 1984 hit “Last Christmas” definitely has a spot reserved somewhere near the top of that list; not only was the song shitty, the video that accompanied it was equally as heinous - even by the standards that Wham & music in general set forth in 1984.  Every self-respecting, self-absorbed musician/group will tell people that their videos [...]