No-ah Way

There are a lot of incredible events in the “good book” that could have just as easily been penned by the guy who wrote all those stories about the big ass lumberjack and his freakish blue ox.  You have tales that involve five thousand starving people being fed with five loaves of Bunny Bread and two flounders, a geriatric leader parting the sea with his walking stick, and thirst-quenching water being turned into hangover-inducing wine for the masses.  One of the most entertaining and unbelievable examples is the story of Noah’s Ark; while most religous types wouldn’t dare question the legitimacy of this occurrence, others choose to take a more analytical approach when dealing with natural anomalies of this magnitude: