Monday’s Missing Links

For every John Smith and Mike Jones, there’s a Harry Colon and Dick Trickle – a gallery of the “30 Dirtiest Names in Sports History” [Manofest]

Even though Nicholas Cage has never been good in anything outside of Raising Arizona, someone out there thinks “everything in life would be better with a little more Nic Cage” [Nic Cage as Everyone]

When most people think of Egypt, things like the Great Sphinx and the Pyramids come to mind; but perhaps the most interesting aspect of this culture are some of the odd legends involving their god’s bizarre sexual exploits [Whip It Out Comedy]

Not a weekday goes by where I don’t wake up and immediately begin to think of a good reason why I should call in to work and burn one of my sick days.  There’s never any shortage of excuses, and yet everyday at 9:15ish, I’m at my desk putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports.  Luckily, someone has developed a handy guide that establishes some ground rules for using your sick days without raising anyone’s suspicions [Gawker]

How many times have you watched some idiot(s) try to outrun the police on an episode of Cops and wondered, “Do any of these people ever get away?”  Well, if you happen to be an outlaw who goes by the nickname Ghost Rider, the answer is inevitably “Yes” – I had never heard of this guy before today, but there’s a good chance his name is in the Guiness Book under “World’s Biggest Coin Purse”: