I was too dumb to get into a Kentucky law school. Contrary to popular opinion, Kentucky law schools were not created out of the necessity for Kentuckians to understand what degree of cousin they could legally fuck, what the real difference between bourbon and whiskey is, why it was O.K. for Adolph Rupp to be a [...]
(T-Pain may have a thing for pole dancers, but “I’m in Love with a Curler” – She slidin, she sweepin, she curlin…) I’m busy with occupational duties at the moment, but I wanted to take a little time and rescind some of the unkind words I had for the 2010 Winter Olympics a few days back. While I [...]
There have been great liars throughout the course of history. O.J. and his whole “I’m not guilty” shit. Nixon claiming he wasn’t a crook, even though he and/or his underlings tried to cover up a burglary. Arlen Spector for coming up with the Magic Bullet Theory. Napoleon for denying he had the worst case [...]
“Higher Ground”: “Living for the City” – kind of like Tron from Chappelle’s Show: “Superstition” – Live from Sesame Street:
