What in the hell does “I’m going to take a hot bath” mean? Is there any other kind? Who in the holy nut shrivelin’ hell takes a cold bath? A tepid tip toe through the tub ain’t enjoyable on any level. You might as well piss in a blue plastic pool, and hang out if [...]
Why do bars sell food? I’ve never heard of any pornos that show dry humping. Does Bud Light really count as beer? I swear there is a label on the side of the cases that reads, “Not For Individual Sale. Katrina Relief Only. Boil Before Drinking. Thanks. Signed, FEMA.” What does it mean if you [...]
“Rules to Live By“ Life is not as difficult as people think; all one needs is a good set of rules. Since it is probably too late for you, here are some guidelines to pass along to your children. Relax and take it easy. Don’t get caught up in hollow conceits such as “doing something [...]
I consider Arrested Development to be one of the most under appreciated sitcoms in history, due to the fact that it only lasted for three seasons. Yes, it was listed as one of the “100 Best TV Shows of All-Time” by Time Magazine in 2007, but the ratings didn’t reflect the critical accolades that it received. With an all-star [...]
