Digital Penetration

I just read a weird, and pretty disgusting story involving a New York area Fox TV anchor named Charles Leaf.  Besides being one sick sonofabitch, this dirtbag was recently charged with a crime that I had never heard of until now – “digital penetration.”  What is digital penetration you ask?  No, it’s not when you get caught sticking your pecker into what you thought was called the “dick drive.”  Apparently, it’s an activity for those kiddy diddlers who are on-the-go, and just don’t have time to cruise around in their old, dingy, rust-colored vans with dark tinted windows, trying to lure kids in with promises of  popsicles and comic books (via The Raw Story):

A two-time Emmy-winning reporter from New York’s Fox 5 team has been arrested and charged with a lurid sex crime, multiple reports indicate…NBC NewYork reports, “Fox 5 Investigative Reporter Charles Leaf faces three sex crime charges in the alleged assault of a 4-year-old girl.  The formal charges are aggravated sexual assault on a minor, sexual assault and endangering the welfare of a child, according to sources.”

However, New Jersey’s Cliffview Pilot reports, “Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli tonight confirmed that two-time Emmy award-winning FOX 5 reporter Charles Leaf is formally accused of digitally penetrating a minor and masturbating in front of the youngster several times in recent weeks.  The victim is a 4-year-old girl, Cliffview Pilot has learned.”

So, an award-winning news anchor is caught with his digital pants down, and everyone who knew the guy or worked with him is now predictably in a state of shock and disbelief.  What’s that?  Oh, they’re not?  He’s shown signs of being a bat-shit crazy douchenozzle on more than one occasion in the past, huh?  According to an article by Cliffview pilot reporter Jerry Demarco:

Leaf also worked for the U.S. State Department, with assignments at the American Embassy in Warsaw and Canberra, Australia, among other places…He’s run into trouble in many of them, according to private detective Bill Warner.  The detective told the Cliffview Pilot that ten years ago Leaf was arrested for a “willful physical attack” against a Mobile, Alabama councilwoman…”two years later, in Detroit, a man told police that Leaf shouted homophobic obscenities at him after being pelted with eggs while covering a story.”

Leaf also “received some national attention for an attempted ambush interview with Sharif el-Gamal, the developer behind the so-called ‘Ground Zero Mosque,’ back in late August of this year.  What’s peculiar about this report is that it zeroes in on a few minor functionaries in the financial chain behind the construction of the mosque — loan guarantors and the like.  Leaf invades their homes, follows them into foyers, and tries to run after them in parking lots.  All this, ostensibly, to follow the “money trail” behind the mosque.  Of course, they somehow neglected to try talking to one of the imam’s more generous backers — Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal.  Maybe that’s because Talal is the No. 2 shareholder in Fox News.”

After looking at his resume, in terms of badgering and being a complete asshole, it’s obvious that Charles is definitely Fox News material.  But it remains to be seen how Leaf or the network will handle this latest controversy that involves “digitally penetrating” a goddamn toddler.  If he’s really got the chops to make it on Fox, I’m sure Leaf will probably enter the spin zone and blame his pedophilia on Obama or “the liberal media.” (Full Story)

This post was written by Silky Johnson on October 8, 2010
Posted Under: News,WTF

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