The following infomercial is selling something called the “Top Charming Breast Simulator”, which is a Chinese product that supposedly stimulates the breasts to increase their size. I imagine this thing works as well as the “exercise” machine your grandparents had in their basement that was supposed to jiggle the fat away, but I have to [...]
Like many people who hide behind pseudonyms, I am not afraid to admit things that other people try to keep trapped in their closet like that midget in the R. Kelly narrative. For example, I can tell you that I like porn…a lot. I mean, I like porn like Ice T. loves white women with [...]
Today would have marked the 37th birthday of Chad Butler, a talented rapper/producer who was known to his many fans as Pimp C. Chad was one-half of the rap duo the Underground Kingz, or UGK, along with his longtime friend Bernard “Bun B” Freeman. Pimp C and Bun B formed their group back in 1987 [...]
Why does almost every guy/gal who operates the karoke machine at a bar always feel the need to both sing and harass everyone else to belt one out on stage? I mean, do these people get paid by the song? Do their royalties rise per every slurred word or butchered lyric? I can appreciate the [...]
