Yankee Fans Insist Granderson Still Has Time to “Fuck It All Up” New York, New York – While most fans would be thrilled with the MVP caliber play Curtis Granderson has displayed this season, Yankee fans are still not willing to admit he’s had one of the best individual performances of 2011 season. “Look, he’s [...]
Sleep apnea is either a disease, or a disorder where “pauses” occur in your breathing while sleeping. In other words, you’re trying to suffocate yourself. It’s like you’re involuntarily playing pulmonary chicken with yourself. You’re choking yourself like a chicken, I, unlike everyone else, just said. Other than just constantly waking up all the fucking [...]
The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]
I haven’t had a lot of time to write lately. However, my Ph.d friend recently challenged me to an Onion-like contest of who could come up with the best headline/story based off of a random picture submitted by our lunch companions Sam and Kevin. Sam submitted the following picture. He sent an email explaining why [...]
