If you’re famous and say stupid shit, people either classify your statements or musings as: (a) stupid, (b) drug-fueled ramblings, or (c) an ingenious interpretation of something in everyday life that no one else’s eye is keen enough to spy. Well, I ain’t famous, but I’m going to say some shit famous people would be [...]
Believe it or not, the small sleepy city of Paducah, Kentucky always has some sort of low level scandal going on at all times. You have cops resigning for inappropriate non-sexual contact of a sexual nature while on duty. A hotelier holding out to be paid to leave town, and a hotel he could not [...]
After seeing a new Volkswagen Jetta commercial where the lyrics to Elton John’s “Rocket Man” were deciphered in an attempt to get you to buy an Aryan auto, my wife gently turned to me and said, “I didn’t know those were the actual lyrics.” To which I responded, “I didn’t know flaming toadish tarts were [...]
It’s been less than twelve hours since the Yankees lost, so I’m still be angrier than a hemorrhoid that’s been freshly plied with Absorbine Jr. because # 28 didn’t materialize this year. But, they’ll never be able to take Boston’s late season gag away from me. To a minor degree, 2004 is kinda avenged. Nah, [...]
