I just ordered a pizza on my cellphone from Domino’s store #1487. According to my fancy virtual “Order Tracker,” some pizza pusher named Derek put it in the oven at 9:12. Oh, wait a minute. That crazy bastard Derek then checked my pizza for deliciousness at 9:18. The deliciousness checks are now complete. But I [...]
On Channel 306 HDNet the other night, there was some show called Celebridate. I didn’t watch long enough to know who the celeb was, or where they and their date went. I did see a quick montage a tois of the three datetestants. One had a tattoo on her shoulder that looked like the artist [...]
The manufacturers of the drug Dulera wants me to ask my doctor if it can help me breathe better. If you’re having to recommend medicine to help you breathe to your doctor based off the advice of a commercial, I’d say you need to watch another channel for a second opinion. In the spirit of [...]
Sam’s Club, Paducah, KY – Paradise Horses released their controversial new product “Dora Likes To Explora” this week, a toy which was created after a company employees’ recent trip to attend a bachelor party in Tijuana. It went up for sale at several popular retail stores across the country despite threats of protests, boycotts and [...]
