I Be ILlin

What the fuck is a Cantata?  Is it a fruit?  Is it the fruit they extract all the taste out of to make that tasteless, calorie-less, almost-generic-orange-like-carbonated-beverage in the non-swill swill isle at your local grocer’s locally owned and overpriced emporium? Ding Dong Kim Jong IL II is Dead!  That was about as hard to [...]

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This post was written by Jeremy Smith on December 19, 2011 Comments (0)

Thunk and Go Nuts

Seeing the morning after drinking makes you wish you were disbelieving. The first step towards being a community activist is to come up with a hair style people will either remember, be unable to forget or be afraid of making and pissing off. Taxidermy is always taking it up the ass. Slap a Santa suit [...]

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This post was written by Jeremy Smith on December 19, 2011 Comments (0)