The Brothers Murphy

As far as famous comedic siblings go, I’d probably rank the Murphy brothers somewhere above Dick & Tom Smothers, and below the Wayans clan (who win out due to their numbers alone).  The only thing that prevents the two of them from claiming the top spot in my mind is timing – meaning they never really performed together during the peaks of [...]

Wood You Get Rid of Him?

As has been previously mentioned, Tiger Woods porked his way straight out of Perfectdom.  Prior to the revelation he was using his wood more off the course than on, he was the golden boy of corporate facial representation.  He was the first non-pimp related brotha to flog Buicks.  He slung Tag Heuer wrist sundials, and no [...]

Ax, and You Shall Receive

The wonders of Adobe Photoshop never cease to amaze me.
Unlike Dr. Kevorkian, I don’t normally do requests.  My nuttiness has to flow naturally from the depths – or shallowness as the case may be – of the oversized, overgreased, slightly dented gourd that I have on top of my Stretch Armstrong.  However, every so often, [...]

A Real Cheesy American Hero

After looking at some of the celebrities who were born on this day, I could have gone a few different directions in the well-wishing department.  It would have been easy to take some more below-the-belt shots at the talented trainwreck that Eldrick ”Cheetah” Woods has become - he turns 34 today.  I also thought about bowing down to the 25 [...]