DoucheBLOGgery Part III

Life is full of questions and mysteries, which makes us inquisitive by nature.  This trait was essential to the progress of our ancestors, and will continue to shape our lives in the future (unless the robots rise up, Terminator style).  For instance, almost everyone heard the phrase “There’s no such thing as a dumb question” [...]

I Get a Lot of Face Out in Space

In the town of Spacefaceville, you can spread your thoughts via a chain letter-like conglomeration of “friends.”  There is no limit or restraint on the number, or type of people whose space you can invade with your face.  Before you can start hoarding faces, you have to either successfully request a virtual friendship, or accept a [...]

Ya, Hoo Gives a Shit

There aren’t a lot of major differences between the various search engines on the Internet, and there really shouldn’t be since they all essentially provide the exact same service.  I have always used Yahoo! for the most part because, well, I don’t really know why to be quite honest.  It’s probably because I am a [...]

DoucheBLOGgery Part II

It’s been a while since I completed my last entry into the DoucheBLOGgery journal, so it’s high time for another post to reveal the biggest wastes of bandwidth that the Internet has at its disposal.  Today we’ll look at three types of people who seemingly have nothing in common at first glance, and yet they [...]