When your spouse or significant other tells you something is only going to take “10 minutes”, is this a complete falsehood, or does matrimony/significantotherhood somehow cause you to lose all sense of time? All I know is, I’ve been sittin’ hear waiting for the wife for a helluva lot longer than 10 minutes - and I’m [...]
That phrase can mean a myriad of things. You’ve said your piece and now the ball is undoubtedly out of your court. It could be made in response to a co-conspirator asking what you did with the blood on the murder weapon, i.e. Kato to O.J. A teenage boy with noticeably strong forearms may use [...]
I clearly like to get out and about, get on the good foot and do the bad thing. I have never hurt anybody, as best my recollection recollects. I have done a lot of ignorant shit that has reflected badly on me during nights on the town, but I’ve either suppressed those memories or seriously have no clue [...]
I understand you’ve got to expose your kids to vaccines that may or may not give them the ability to cheat at UNO, color between the lines, and become obssesive over watching Martha Speaks on a regular basis; but there has to be a way to make the whole process quicker. Why can’t you mix [...]
