(This is how Russian kids celebrate the end of their high school career – it looks like this youngster’s graduation present consisted of alcohol and anabolic steroids) It’s time for me to pull back the iron curtain, and unveil the newest batch of crazy stories from the Kremlin: “Pancaked“ The winner of a pancake-eating contest [...]
It has been almost three months since the last edition of “From Russia With Pain” was posted, and the following three stories are really the only ones that I have found to be worthy of the title during that span of time. I can’t believe nothing out of the ordinary has been happening behind the [...]
Mr. Smith has the morning off while he makes like Judge Dredd, so I am going to take this unwanted opportunity to fill you in on the latest bizarre news stories from our братья and сестры in northern Eurasia: A Fake Tooth For an Eye A fight between two medics in Moscow ended with a tragedy. The [...]
I still feel like hell, but I don’t want Mr. Smith to have to worry about carrying my sorry ass any more than he already does either. So I decided to spend some time away from the friendly confines of my bed, and browsed the Internet in search of some stories from everyone’s favorite vodka-swilling, federal semi-presidential democratic republic. [...]