In honor of the high holiday of 420 – for those not in the know, this is a blatant yet supposedly subversive celebration that will probably have its own card section in Hallmark stores soon - here are a few timely viral videos that all of you giggling, bleary-eyed, lazy sperm-havin’ slackers might enjoy…I know I did: Garfunkel and Oates have [...]
“From Feb. 13 to 15, the Romans celebrated the feast of Lupercalia. The men sacrificed a goat and a dog, then whipped women with the hides of the animals they had just slain,” and some other interesting facts about today that you likely won’t find in any Hallmark greeting card. [The Dark Origins of Valentines [...]
Christmas is the time of year when everyone is around either the family they love who can’t handle their personality, or the family whose personality they can’t handle. It’s a catch 22 o.z. situation – as in you buy a Budweiser 22 on the way home, but end up wishing you had went with MGD. [...]
It is very weird to shop for things via the Internet that existed prior to lazily being able to shop from the comforts of your own abode. I’ve spent the better part of this a.m. looking for Star Wars toys for my son on eBay. If I had a clue that I was playing with [...]
