Sam’s Club, Paducah, KY – Paradise Horses released their controversial new product “Dora Likes To Explora” this week, a toy which was created after a company employees’ recent trip to attend a bachelor party in Tijuana. It went up for sale at several popular retail stores across the country despite threats of protests, boycotts and [...]
If you’re famous and say stupid shit, people either classify your statements or musings as: (a) stupid, (b) drug-fueled ramblings, or (c) an ingenious interpretation of something in everyday life that no one else’s eye is keen enough to spy. Well, I ain’t famous, but I’m going to say some shit famous people would be [...]
Ignorant Sight Gag Takes its Troll on Local Man Water Valley, Kentucky – Johnathan Francois McDermot, who is know by all the locals as “Skeeter McD,” was recently diagnosed with Spinal Stairoidal Ignorantosis as a result of his many years endlessly performing the old Vaudeville “Walking down the stairs trick.” Dr. Jason Bent, a world [...]
Silky is on his way to attend zero weddings and a funeral (don’t look at me like that, he ok’d that veiled Hugh Grant movie reference via text message), and I am in the midst of preparing for a trial, so let’s get right to it, shall we? My wife’s dishwasher broke the other day, and we’ve [...]
