The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]
I had written about thirty minutes worth of lingo on how cool my friend Octavio is, and how he got me hooked on drinking good, non-piss colored tequila (Jose Cuervo). Then outta nowhere, it “disk” appeared into the internet ether like the fruit of a cottonwood tree making its break for freedom in a summer wind. [...]
After watching Hulk (The Edward Norton Edition) for the 50th or so time the other night, I began to question why the Green Meanie was never nude? I know this has been discussed many times before, and it’s not like I want to see the Green Weenie; it’s just that they go out of their way to depict his [...]
A small bank was robbed around my neck of the woods yesterday, and apparently the robber tore out on foot across the street and just disappeared. The theory is that he had a getaway car waiting for him. A measly $10 bill was found behind some building, and all the dogs that had been sold into [...]
