Sleep apnea is either a disease, or a disorder where “pauses” occur in your breathing while sleeping. In other words, you’re trying to suffocate yourself. It’s like you’re involuntarily playing pulmonary chicken with yourself. You’re choking yourself like a chicken, I, unlike everyone else, just said.
Other than just constantly waking up all the fucking time, [...]
This time of the year is always McGruff like the crime dog, because it never fails that something is more screwed up than the nut and bolt aisle at Home De Pot. For whatever reason, accoutants just don’t seem to be able to account for everything. You give them all your stuff (I’m not talking [...]
My yute’s first lyrical beatdown – aka youth program - was last night at one of the local churches I rarely attend, and as a parent I have to say he peformed pretty well. My wife and I were proud of him for showing the jubilees to get up in front of a bunch of camera-wielding adults, and their [...]
There have been great liars throughout the course of history. O.J. and his whole “I’m not guilty” shit. Nixon claiming he wasn’t a crook, even though he and/or his underlings tried to cover up a burglary. Arlen Spector for coming up with the Magic Bullet Theory. Napoleon for denying he had the worst case of [...]
