Remotely Uncontrolled

On Channel 306 HDNet the other night, there was some show called Celebridate.  I didn’t watch long enough to know who the celeb was, or where they and their date went.  I did see a quick montage a tois of the three datetestants.  One had a tattoo on her shoulder that looked like the artist [...]

Damned Yankees

It’s been less than twelve hours since the Yankees lost, so I’m still be angrier than a hemorrhoid that’s been freshly plied with Absorbine Jr. because # 28 didn’t materialize this year.  But, they’ll never be able to take Boston’s late season gag away from me.  To a minor degree, 2004 is kinda avenged.  Nah, [...]

CPAP Smear

Sleep apnea is either a disease, or a disorder where “pauses” occur in your breathing while sleeping.  In other words, you’re trying to suffocate yourself.  It’s like you’re involuntarily playing pulmonary chicken with yourself.  You’re choking yourself like a chicken, I, unlike everyone else, just said. Other than just constantly waking up all the fucking [...]

I Got High BP

Contrary to poplar trees, the topic of this digression has nothing to do with my ingress and egress into a gas station while under the influence of “the ganja,” “wacky weed” or your good ole fashioned “Bob Marley.”  For the record – and my favorite was Legend: The Best of Bob Marley and the Wailers [...]