(If you’ve ever been sore from exercising, and you’ve never Been Gay, be careful if you slather yourself with Being Gay. Especially if that slathering occurs anywhere near your genitalia – otherwise, this could happen to you.) Believe it or not, I’ve actually exercised two days in a row. Oh yeah, I’ll be in next year’s [...]
The title of this post can mean a myriad of things. The most common being you’ve said your piece and now the ball is undoubtedly out of your court. It could also be a response to a co-conspirator asking what you did with the blood on the murder weapon, or a teenage boy with noticeably [...]
Behind my blog-writing persona lies one of the biggest pushovers in the history of mankind, and probably whatever kind of history came before that. I don’t know if this is due to the way I was raised or a consequence of being shy, but there is no doubt the pussification process ran its full course [...]
Both Mr. Smith and I have made our stance on religion pretty clear in that neither of us believe in it, but we hold nothing against anyone else who does. Unless someone says or does something in the name, or in defense of religion that’s reprehensible or stupid. This is one of those times. Bill [...]
