Frontal Lobin’ Out

What the fuck was Samuel L. Jackson doing in the movie Patriot Games?  If you haven’t seen the film, he is a black whatever in the US Navy.  I haven’t seen that type of shit since Denzel was King Navaling in Crimson Tide.  In the aforementioned movie, Jack Ryan kills an IRA member in England [...]

A Moving Vacation

The site will be on another temporary hiatus while I enjoy a much-needed vacation and Mr. Smith continues his attempt to improve the law and our system of justice, but we’ll be back and possibly better than ever in a week or so. To explain or somehow attempt to justify my absence, the following two comedy classics both [...]

Monster Balls

If the upcoming movie Your Highness starred anyone but Eastbound and Down’s Danny McBride and stoner extraordinaire James Franco, I would’ve said it reminds me of an awful, adult-oriented remake of The Princess Bride mixed with elements from every Cheech and Chong movie ever made.  I still don’t think it will be mentioned in the [...]

The Sequel’s Not Equal, Top 5

In this morning’s post, I covered a number of the most unnecessary sequels that have been made in my lifetime.  Now it is time to examine the worst of the worst, the crème de la crap if you will.  So let’s take a look at this haters’ picks for the five worst sequels to good movies: # [...]