Scandal Central

Believe it or not, the small sleepy city of Paducah, Kentucky always has some sort of low level scandal going on at all times.  You have cops resigning for inappropriate non-sexual contact of a sexual nature while on duty.  A hotelier holding out to be paid to leave town, and a hotel he could not [...]

Ya, Hoo Gives a Shit?

It’s time once again to check out a few headline articles of no interest that Yahoo! has plastered across their front page today, and heckle them roundly: “Michelle Obama Rebellious About Her Role” This article infers that the First Lady has been “rebellious” during her tenure thus far; but after reading it, I began to [...]

Weinergate

“Oh I wish I hadn’t tweeted a picture of my Wei-ner, That was truly the one that belonged to me. ‘Cause if I hadn’t tweeted a picture of my Wei-ner, There wouldn’t be calls for my re-sign-ing.” Your last name is Weiner.  You’ve accomplished a lot in your life.  You are a United States Representative [...]

The Farm Flus

(The following is actually a dreaded “re-post”, but it holds a special place in my callously apathetic heart because it’s the first piece that Mr. Smith posted on this site over two years ago.  I’ve known him for a long time, and without his crash-given talent doling out witty, unique commentary on anything and everything, [...]