My wife was brought up in the Baptist faith. I think this means she believes in wasting her Saturday nights for fear of not being able to answer the Sunday a.m. bell, in an attempt to prove they are all double dippin’ into the same vat of Holy Water. The first time I heard the [...]
(P.S. Sorry about all the sodomy) I’m either going to attempt to explain something unexplainable, or I’m simply going to further cement my first class seating on Air Hell whenever my spit of life quits rotating. Anyway, I was doggy paddling around the web looking for something to either make me laugh, piss me off [...]
I know less about religion than being an overweight, gay, vegetarian with a lisp. Alright, so I know about the overweight part, but I ain’t got a fucking clue about the other ingredients. I have been theorizin on a lot of the theories behind Easter lately. I don’t really know what has made me think [...]
Hugh “Marjoe” Gortner was born in Long Beach, California on January 14, 1944 to Vernon and Marge Gortner. Vernon Gortner was a third generation Penecostal minister, and he noticed early on that Marjoe was very adept at mimicking things he had seen on the TV, heard on the radio, or witnessed other people doing. Seeing the potential in [...]
