Going to Haiti in a Handbasket

The earthquake that rocked Haiti on Tuesday was just one of the many natural disasters to hit this small Caribbean island over the years.  In fact, there have been 15 disasters that required some form of aid being sent from the United States since 2001 alone - including tropical storms or hurricanes in 2004, ’05 & ’08, and severe floods in 2002, twice in ’03, [...]

Whatchu Still Talkin Bout Jesus?

Here are some more quotes from the best-selling Book of all-time, and my twisted take on their intended meanings (Part I once was lost, but can now be found here). Quote #3: “But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.” Translation: Use the hand that [...]

Whatchu Talkin Bout Jesus?

I began researching a little ditty unlike anything Jack or Diane thought up in the heartland called “God v. The Yankees”.  Like most things I proliferate, I come up with the gist, slap a title on it and allow the dane bramaged surmisings to flow freer than urine from a freshly catheterized geezer.  In this case, I had to [...]

Thuggin and Side Huggin

This Christian rap performance has been featured on numerous sites, and is the subject of multiple user uploaded commentaries currently on YouTube.  Apparently the notion of celibacy isn’t good enough for some religious groups anymore, so they have found a lesser-known form of amoral behavior that is sending today’s youth on a fast track to Torture Town.  After watching the [...]