After seeing a new Volkswagen Jetta commercial where the lyrics to Elton John’s “Rocket Man” were deciphered in an attempt to get you to buy an Aryan auto, my wife gently turned to me and said, “I didn’t know those were the actual lyrics.” To which I responded, “I didn’t know flaming toadish tarts were [...]
Yankee Fans Insist Granderson Still Has Time to “Fuck It All Up” New York, New York – While most fans would be thrilled with the MVP caliber play Curtis Granderson has displayed this season, Yankee fans are still not willing to admit he’s had one of the best individual performances of 2011 season. “Look, he’s [...]
Derek Jeter didn’t show up for the All-Star Game. If you watched ESPN or listened to sports radio, you were made very aware of this fact. If you’re the average person, you have no fucking clue because you didn’t watch the fucking All-Star Game. The All-Star Game is phonier than neuticles. Sure, the game allegedly [...]
Fuckin’ amateurs… The hopes and dreams of Vancouver Canuck fans were shattered last night as their beloved team lost the NHL Stanley Cup to the Boston Bruins in seven games. The only reason I know that is because I awoke this morning to stories and images of rioting in Canada. Yes, you read that right. [...]
