“Complaints and Grievances“ – Here’s a group of musical vermin whose mothers we wished had a medical plan that included abortion: These singers, who think they’re so special they only have to have one name. Bono, Sting, Jewel, Tiffany, Prince, what a crock of shit! Get a fucking last name. Here’s a nice two word [...]
“10 Wrongs Don’t Make a Right“ Boy everyone in this country is running around yammering about their fucking rights, “I have a right, you have no right, we have a right.” Folks I hate to spoil your fun, but there’s no such thing as rights. They’re imaginary. We made ‘em up. Like the boogie man. [...]
“Modern Man“ I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced; I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A [...]
“The American Dream“ There’s a reason education SUCKS, and it’s the same reason it will never, ever, EVER be fixed. It’s never going to get any better, don’t look for it, be happy with what you’ve got. Because the owners, the owners of this country don’t want that. I’m talking about the real owners now, [...]
