I was flipping through the channels as I was trying to decide whether to continue preparing for the trial I have on Friday, or just screw off like the top to a 1.5 liter bottle of the classiest wine Riunite has to offer - even after the increase in smoke and swill taxes, Riunite is still more [...]
Yesterday I introduced you to my first great reality game show idea for the new spring TV season – if there is such a thing – Crotch Kicks for Cash. However, I think the second show I thought of would get even higher ratings: Kill Bob Saget. Everybody hates that motherfucker, well everyone I know anyway. If [...]
I recently came up with a couple of new game shows that I think have a lot of promise, and would like to pitch one of them to you this morning. The first show idea would be titled Crotch Kicks for Cash (Which is not to be confused with that one clown’s show, Kicked in the Nuts). Let’s [...]
The following is what happens when your cognitive junction functions like this: Road rash on the right side of the brain + insomnia + red wine = an inability to think quietly. If you have never been treated to the cinematic glory of the 1987 version of Masters of the Universe, lemme give you a [...]
