The Super Bowl kind of sounds like an emergency appendectomy that’s being performed on Andre the Giant. “I wouldn’t make a good gay guy because I can never get it all in the first wipe.” – Anonymous…ok, I just made that shit up. “Nin ten dough, Wii go” – An ultimatum given by Chinese terrorists. Herpes [...]
I haven’t had a lot of time to write lately. However, my Ph.d friend recently challenged me to an Onion-like contest of who could come up with the best headline/story based off of a random picture submitted by our lunch companions Sam and Kevin. Sam submitted the following picture. He sent an email explaining why [...]
After watching Hulk (The Edward Norton Edition) for the 50th or so time the other night, I began to question why the Green Meanie was never nude? I know this has been discussed many times before, and it’s not like I want to see the Green Weenie; it’s just that they go out of their way to depict his [...]
Derek Jeter didn’t show up for the All-Star Game. If you watched ESPN or listened to sports radio, you were made very aware of this fact. If you’re the average person, you have no fucking clue because you didn’t watch the fucking All-Star Game. The All-Star Game is phonier than neuticles. Sure, the game allegedly [...]
