Shame
2009 Hater Hall of Shame Inductees
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Paris Hilton – Idiotic heiress and socialite (unemployed). Inducted into HHOS on February 27, 2009.
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Daniel Whitney, aka Larry the Cable Guy – An impressionist whose performance revolves around acting like a dumb hillbilly. Inducted into HHOS on March 17, 2009.
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Keanu Charles Reeves - Quite possibly the worst lead actor of our time. Inducted into HHOS on April 3, 2009.
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Matthew McConaughey - He keeps getting older, and his movies still suck…alright, alright, alright. Induction into HHOS on April 24, 2009.
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Ned Holness, aka Carlos Mencia - Joke thief who adopted the catch phrase “Dee dee dee”, because you have to be slightly retarded to enjoy his act. Inducted into HHOS on May 8, 2009.
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Mark Vincent, aka Vin Diesel – Star of the silver screen who proves you can make it in show business, even if you are a no talent ass clown. Inducted into HHOS on May 22, 2008.
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Dane Cook - This stand-up performer needs to sit down, and STFU; he is popular among teens and other people who have never seen a legitimate comedian perform. Inducted into HHOS on June 5, 2009.
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Tom Cruise – This former Top Gun is now flying high thanks to Scientology, and the all-encompassing power of Xenu, Warrior God. Inducted into HHOS on June 26, 2009.
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The View – A plethora of TV ladies who have helped set their female counterparts back a few years, and the only show that was actually better with Rosie O’Donnell. Inducted into HHOS on July 24, 2009.
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Brendan Fraser – The star of numerous shitty films, and a man who whose career needs to be sent on a Journey to Six Feet Under the Earth. Inducted into HHOS on July 31, 2009.
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Ashton Kutcher – The husband of Demi Moore, and a trucker hat poster boy who won the “Fresh Faces of Iowa” modeling contest – I’m sure he had some stiff competition. Inducted into HHOS on August 14, 2009.
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Nicolas Cage - The least talented member of the Coppola clan is a National Treasure who needs to be reburied. Inducted into HHOS on September 11, 2009.
