Photoshoppin’

NCAA Tourney Twins Team:

Kevin Stallings, Vandy = Bill Fontaine De la Tour Dauterive, King of the Hill

Buzz Williams, Marquette = Jerry Horwitz, The Three Stooges

Mark Fox, Georgia = Chris Bauer, that pedophile in The Devil’s Advocate

Mick Cronin, Cincinnati = Mick White, School of Rock

Chris Mooney, Richmond = Rick Astley, 80′s singer and Rick Roller

Matt Painter, Purdue = Steve Little, Eastbound and Down

Mark Few, Gonzaga = Skeletor, Masters of the Universe

Fran Dunphy, Temple = Fred, The Dunkin’ Donuts Guy

Charlie Sheen:

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.” (In other words, he’s a “Marsheen”)

“I think it was Nails that said, and I was really flattered that he got it right, he might be Nails, but I’m bayonets. I’m battle tested bayonets…”

“People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.”

“I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed. From the prom queen.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”