(The following is actually a dreaded “re-post”, but it holds a special place in my callously apathetic heart because it’s the first piece that Mr. Smith posted on this site over two years ago. I’ve known him for a long time, and without his crash-given talent doling out witty, unique commentary on anything and everything, [...]
Am I the only person who thinks Schindler should have written down zoo animals on his list? The zoo is one of the most depressing fucking places on the earth, and I don’t care what Jack Hanna says. The theory behind it is to allow normal folk to see a whole mess of exotic animals [...]
This skunk has watched the movie Breakin’ a few too many times: It’s pretty bad when a crab cares more about its appearance than I do: The only thing more entertaining than monkeys…drunk monkeys:
