Have you ever known or met someone who obviously has no idea how to properly answer this very elementary question, or any variation thereof – what’s up, how are you, etc? Any normal, thoughtful person will usually reply with a quick word, such as “good,” “fine,” “alright,” or “ok.” For the most part, people understand that this question [...]
Say you’re at one of the snobbier Wally Worlds in town – that’s Walmart for all you squares – and it’s about 9:10ish on the a.m. side of your f.m. dial. Out of 30 or so lines that are built to foster the overrated employee-to-purchaser relationship, two of them are open. Sure, there are like [...]
For the past week or so, I’ve been getting random texts from some number I know nothing about. I’ve gotten theses texts at like 1:37 a.m., 5:28 a.m., 7:39 a.m. and last night, at 7:32 p.m. I’d give the number out, but I’m scared there might be some kind of version of cellular HIPPA I would [...]
I am still reeling from a long weekend filled with gluttony and family obligations; but here are a few observations that were brought on by my trip, and a sports story that has scandal written all over it. I decided to travel home on the day of Thanksgiving, and let me tell you that nothing gets me more excited for a feast than seeing hundreds of deer carcasses littering the [...]
