Remotely Pissed

So, for my recent date of birth celebration, my wife decided to buy me an all-in-one remote.  In theory, this was a good idea.  However, “in theory”, Dorf was funny; but you’re never going to get as much yucks out of him as you would seeing a real dwarf wear buttless chaps and a sombrero.  [...]

A Real Cheesy American Hero

After looking at some of the celebrities who were born on this day, I could have gone a few different directions in the well-wishing department.  It would have been easy to take some more below-the-belt shots at the talented trainwreck that Eldrick ”Cheetah” Woods has become - he turns 34 today.  I also thought about bowing down to the 25 [...]

Happy Birthday!

It’s been a pretty slow day for hatin’, so I’ve decided to take a little time to recognize some of the notable celebrites who are celebrating their escape from the uterus today.  In today’s lineup, we have a Saturday Night Live cast member from the 90′s who most people have probably forgotten, the co-creator of one of TV’s most unapologetic [...]

Happy Birthday!

It’s time to deliver another dose of birthday wishes, and today’s group is an ecclectic trio; we have an outlaw celebrity, an athlete who is known for his vicious headbutt, and an unethical office temp. The incomparable Wesley Snipes turns 47 today, and I am sure he is celebrating with some of that tax-free money - he was sentenced to three years in [...]