Whatchu Still Talkin Bout Jesus?

Here are some more quotes from the best-selling Book of all-time, and my twisted take on their intended meanings (Part I once was lost, but can now be found here). Quote #3: “But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.” Translation: Use the hand that [...]

Whatchu Talkin Bout Jesus?

I began researching a little ditty unlike anything Jack or Diane thought up in the heartland called “God v. The Yankees”.  Like most things I proliferate, I come up with the gist, slap a title on it and allow the dane bramaged surmisings to flow freer than urine from a freshly catheterized geezer.  In this case, I had to [...]

A Blasphemy Break

If you are ever in one of Maryland’s fine correctional institutes and find yourself needing help from a higher power, there’s only one place to call – Jesus Christ Bail Bonds: Choosing a religious affiliation is not an option for some people - either because you were raised in a certain denomination, or decided to go with ”none of the above”.  But if [...]