What in the Holy Haiti’s Going On?

A 7.o earthquake hits the Western Hemisphere’s poorest nature.  No, I’m not talking about the GPA of the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived at a state university.  I’m talking about a poor ass country being hit by an underground rumpshaker.  The capitol is Port-au-Prince, which looks like a telegraph message interrupted by an earthquake.  The [...]

Global Whoring

One of the biggest stories to hit the newswire involves the massive 7.0 earthquake that struck the small island of Haiti yesterday, and the amount of destruction that was left in its wake.  However, another major story was lost in the seismic shuffle, which involved a different kind of natural disaster that will surely have a long-lasting impact on [...]