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Jersey Shorely You Can’t Be Serious

In case you didn’t know, MTV has pretty much ditched the music part of their acronym in favor of the reality show craze that has captivated the increasingly idiotic television viewing audience.  One of their latest efforts premiered last Thursday, and it may quite possibly be the end of quality television as we knew it.  Jersey Shore follows the “hottest, tannest, [...]

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Spray Tanned Pouty Man

There is a weird and unsettling trend that has developed somewhere along the Jersey coastline, and if it goes unchecked, this infestation could wipe out manhood as we know it.  I don’t know if this shift towards extreme metrosexuality is a result of the boy band craze, or some chemical commonly found in hair gel and Axe Body Spray, but this style [...]