Don’t Sit Down When You Pee!

Tyree once told his roommate Chad to sit down when he pees on an episode of The Mad Real World; but according to a Baptist preacher in Arizona named Steven Anderson, this type of behavior among men is one reason for the downfall of our once-great nation.  Now you might think the big guy in the sky would be ok [...]

Feeling Bout Ten Pounds Lighter

So I was watching The Biggest Loser last night, and came up with a weird scientific hypothesis that should be tested - Is it impossible to discount the impact that the weight loss of a large number of large people has on the Earth’s gravitational pull?  If you watch the end credits, you’ll see that they have [...]

Kentucky Fried Failure

Can anyone tell me why KFC is constantly flogging their grilled yard bird now?  I mean, when I first heard about this “new idea”, I immediately thought of a line from Ghostbusters - “It’ll be mass hysteria.  Cats and dogs living together.”  I bet Colonel Sanders rolled over in his deep fried casket when this idea was first thrown around, [...]

Wastebook

A little while back I revealed my distaste for the inane ramblings posted by Twitterers, and included a quick overview of the other popular social networking sites.  In the original post, I implied that Facebook was the most useful and least annoying – but upon further review, it sucks just as bad as the others.  I still believe that Facebook is a [...]