You think people who are real religious are on Jesus’s email list? I mean, don’t tell me that you haven’t ever googled God.com. You know it is out there, and while you’re not quite sure it is the real deally-o, you’re not exactly going to sign up for a membership with the email address of fuqoff@smallpp.com either. [...]
I know less about religion than being an overweight, gay, vegetarian with a lisp. Alright, so I know about the overweight part, but I ain’t got a fucking clue about the other ingredients. I have been theorizin on a lot of the theories behind Easter lately. I don’t really know what has made me think [...]
A rather religified judge in this red cervical region of the sticks cancelled his regularly scheduled motion on hour for this Friday. Knowing this particular man of the cloth – who incidentally wears a dress while on the bench – to be a believer in a power higher than the Yankees, I put one and [...]