In the town of Spacefaceville, you can spread your thoughts via a chain letter-like conglomeration of “friends.” There is no limit or restraint on the number, or type of people whose space you can invade with your face. Before you can start hoarding faces, you have to either successfully request a virtual friendship, or accept a [...]
I have no idea who Julio is. I don’t know where the fucking school yard is either. I am not going to be seduced by a midget singing falsetto, while intermittently whistling in tune. I don’t give a fuck if the other one has a transparent afro and can pick a mean git fiddle. Fuck [...]
I was just informed on my FaceSpace home page that someone had sent me a virtual ”Happy Gift”. Well thank fucking whatever deity you buy into. Admittedly, a lot of us have received tangible gifts less worthy of receiving than a hail mary from Ryan Leaf; but at least in those instances, there was some type [...]
Tiger Woods is being “treated” for sex addiction. I would assume this type of treatment takes place in either Las Vegas or Amsterdam. On the flip side, his wife should be treated for “I married a famous athlete and should have expected this, but I still got mad about it” Syndrome. In the paraphrased [...]
