In the town of Spacefaceville, you can spread your thoughts via a chain letter-like conglomeration of “friends.” There is no limit or restraint on the number, or type of people whose space you can invade with your face. Before you can start hoarding faces, you have to either successfully request a virtual friendship, or accept a [...]
When you’re wasting time social networking with the aid of a machine, have you ever noticed all this advertising shit in the right hand column - namely the ones that pop up every time you open your Facebook page? On mine, at least, it is always some hot, big-boobed chick telling me I should read through their [...]
I received this “email” yesterday on FaceSpace from a good friend of mine. What I’ve glued below is the preface to a series of interrogations that will allegedly let more of myself be known to others. I’ve always thought nudity was a quicker way to know more about a person, but maybe I’m wrong – [...]
I was just informed on my FaceSpace home page that someone had sent me a virtual ”Happy Gift”. Well thank fucking whatever deity you buy into. Admittedly, a lot of us have received tangible gifts less worthy of receiving than a hail mary from Ryan Leaf; but at least in those instances, there was some type [...]
