Now, I’m not tryin’ to go all Da Vinci Code’ish on anybody out there – even though it may appear that way after my investigative report on the McRib – but it seems to me (said with a Bill Cosby from Himself-type inflection) that Catholics in the area where I live have some type of [...]
In the town of Spacefaceville, you can spread your thoughts via a chain letter-like conglomeration of “friends.” There is no limit or restraint on the number, or type of people whose space you can invade with your face. Before you can start hoarding faces, you have to either successfully request a virtual friendship, or accept a [...]
Why would you have brunch instead of breakfast if you can’t buy swill until 12:00 p.m.? If you’re sleeping late and going to partake in a meal that some delusional fat man discovered to quench his hunger pangs in betwixt breakfast and lunch, you need alcohol – if for no other reason than to quit hanging [...]
One of my friends emailed me the following story this morning, and I couldn’t resist posting it. However, I don’t believe the emailer actually wrote this anecdote; so if this is someone else’s work, I will be happy to give that person full credit, and then beg them to write for this site: I went to the [...]
