You think people who are real religious are on Jesus’s email list? I mean, don’t tell me that you haven’t ever googled God.com. You know it is out there, and while you’re not quite sure it is the real deally-o, you’re not exactly going to sign up for a membership with the email address of fuqoff@smallpp.com either. [...]
I was flipping through the channels as I was trying to decide whether to continue preparing for the trial I have on Friday, or just screw off like the top to a 1.5 liter bottle of the classiest wine Riunite has to offer - even after the increase in smoke and swill taxes, Riunite is still more [...]
I recently came up with a couple of new game shows that I think have a lot of promise, and would like to pitch one of them to you this morning. The first show idea would be titled Crotch Kicks for Cash (Which is not to be confused with that one clown’s show, Kicked in the Nuts). Let’s [...]
Would you ever move to a subdivision that was called “Morningwood”? My friend and I came up with the idea the other day of naming a subdivision MorningWood. This would be in response to all those high falutin’ forestry soundin’ subdivision names, like Lake Forest or Forest Hills. Just think, while it is under construction, there [...]
