Nobody Wins

So I ended up watching some of the season premiere of The Biggest Loser last night, and came up with a weird scientific hypothesis that should be tested:  Is it impossible to discount the impact that the weight loss of a large number of large people has on the Earth’s gravitational pull?  If you watch [...]

57 Channels Reborn

It’s time once again to channel surf the DirecTV Digital wave, and carve the barrel of my gnarly associative powers: Channel 507, HBOFE: Robin Hood – A touching story about a young black male from the mean streets of Compton who aspires to be a famous ballet dancer (from the creators of Step Up I [...]

Reggie Watts Son

(That boy good!) Reginald Lucien Frank Roger Watts was born in Germany circa 1972 – that’s what all the biographical information I found said – but spent most of young adult life in Great Falls, Montana.  After graduating high school, Reggie briefly attended the Art Institute of Seattle in Washington, and then went on to [...]

Inhatredance

We all know that you run this risk of inheriting things from those who came before you – a/k/a family members – when you’re born into this here world.  Unfortunately, for most of us, we aren’t in danger of being so annoying that you want to slap us silly with a carp, because we’re tallying gogillions [...]